YOUR Utopia

**gae** · November 28th, 2004, 06:17 PM

In another thread AL posted one facet of her fantasy world and that got me to thinking that we all have different views of the way the world should be.

If YOU were in charge, what would the world look like?

**Sean Pa** · November 28th, 2004, 06:23 PM

probably round, Yep, without a shadow of doubt round.

**gae** · November 28th, 2004, 07:18 PM

Well, yeah. Round is good.

Since I'm in charge ( [img]biggrin.gif[/img] ) I'll vote for AL's birth control thing for irresponsible people. That is, people who can't afford their own children.

I'd wave my magic wand and do away with 99% of the social programs. As a matter of fact, we'd tithe to a local church (that helped local people) if we weren't taxed to death.

I'd make English the offical language of the US and would close the borders.

I'd decree two years of compulsory military service. And since I'm 50 and hardly combat worthy, I'd do something else to meet that new 2004 requirement.

Unless one has a license to breed animals, all litters would be spayed or neutered.

Oh, and wearing blue eye shadow would become a felony.

**Sean Pa** · November 28th, 2004, 07:43 PM

Banish ultra right-wing politics and all forms of religion. Hang on a moment thats probably the same thing.
Ban, Man Utd
Ban, American Beer
Ban, being sensible
Ban, elitist morons
Ban, Political correctness
Hence forth Fridays will now be known as Tits out Friday and any form of upper body clothing is banned on this day.

any votes

**cincygreg** · November 28th, 2004, 09:19 PM

Well, this could take a while.

Let's see.

I'd abolish the not guilty by reason of insanity in all murder cases (chances are that you are at least slightly nuts if you commit a murder)

People would be charged extra if the order sauce on the side and then just dump all of it on top of their food when it comes out.

No Sporting events would ever be pre-empted for anything (well maybe for National emergencies)

Overcharging for beer would be a felony

All sports teams would have to make the games more accessible to the fans

Lying about me would be punishable by public torture

People who believe we should raise taxes, will automaticly be taxed more

Vigilante protesters who commit crimes will now be used as speedbumps

All bands who release albums will be forced to tour

Monday Night Football will now start at 8:00 so more people can watch the games

Day baseball will not only be promoted, it will be manditory for teams to have at least 30 home day games a season

Extra cheese will be given without asking

Toppings will be plentiful

People who do things that are deemed stupid (and not in a funny way) will be forced to embarrass themselves in a public ritual that will involve showtunes and farm animals

People who dont like things like Playboy will ignore these items and stop bitching about the people who do read such magazines

Religious people will be forced to give up persecuting those who dont go to church

Gays will not be able to comment on straight people or try to dress them unless the straight person specificly asks them for their opinion

Pickles will be abundant with sammi's and burgers

Vegans will no longer be allowed to look down at those who eat meat. They will be allowed to disagree with the choice of diet, but not be allowed to act snobbish about it

Activiists who dont even really know what they are an activist for are now prohibbited

Protesters who act like terrorists will be dropped into the ocean where they can do the most good for the planet as fish food

Reality tv shall never again include anything that is deemed stupid by me

Sitcoms that are actually funny must run for at least 1 hour nightly

No news story can be discussed for more than three days after it happens unless it is a story that continues to unfold

All sporting events played by teams I root for shall now be fit around my schedule

Monday will only be monday on monday night, we will rename it so that it loses it's bad rep

Derby Day and Super Bowl Sunday are now National Holidays

Snozzberries will become the national fruit. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Ok, I'll stop for now and get back to this later. LOL!

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**cincygreg** · November 29th, 2004, 03:24 AM

College football playoff would be instated.

Rain would come on scheduled days so that people could make plans ahead of time for it

I would get to lead the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley at least once a season

Ice cream would not be fattening, in fact it would be the healthiest food on earth

Let's take that further. Nothing would be fattening!

Snow would come on specific dates (see rain)

Poop would no longer smell

Free refils would include draft beers

Birds would not poop on cars (or at least not on my truck ;p))

Adults would not be looked down upon for enjoying cartoons

Ok, I'll stop again.

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